{"product_id":"you-might-be-drunk-funny-unisex-t-shirt","title":"You Might Be Drunk - Funny Unisex T-Shirt","description":"Soft, breathable everyday tee that settles into your rotation — lightweight, smooth, and built to hold its shape. The classic crew neckline and clean silhouette make it easy to layer or wear on its own. Feels gentle against skin thanks to ring-spun cotton and a tubular knit that eliminates side seams. Subtle details like a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and pearlized tear-away label keep it comfortable and long-lasting. Printed with high-quality methods for crisp designs that stand up to washing. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification give extra peace of mind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing options for vivid sleeve and chest prints; OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53664092520811,"sku":"15371436091884731141","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53664092553579,"sku":"10332571492274449244","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53664092586347,"sku":"25686746943605404864","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53664092619115,"sku":"32920835687317093048","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53664092651883,"sku":"16048419742990551267","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53664517030251,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/3443\/1851\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_4_2026_11_51_35_PM.png?v=1785880343","url":"https:\/\/poorlyraised.com\/products\/you-might-be-drunk-funny-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"POORLY RAISED","version":"1.0","type":"link"}