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For those days when your tolerance is gone but you still have places to be.
The 500MG of Fukitol Unisex Tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable everyday feel and features an oversized distressed back print:
“IT’S OK! I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL”
Dry humor. Zero patience. No explanation necessary.
Perfect for everyday wear, bars, parties, festivals, weekends, or as a gift for that friend who has officially had enough.
🚚 SHIPS IN 2–4 DAYS
👕 UNISEX fit — made for men & women
🌿 100% ring-spun cotton
💊 Bold oversized back graphic
⚡ Distressed print for a vintage, worn-in look
☁️ Soft, lightweight & comfortable
🎁 Makes a hilarious gift
🖤 Easy to wear with jeans, shorts, joggers, or streetwear
Sarcastic friends, coworkers, siblings, spouses, and anyone running dangerously low on patience.
Warning: May cause strangers to laugh, stare, or ask where you got it. 💊
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton*
Fit: Unisex
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
EU & Northern Ireland: 2-year warranty pursuant to Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings: For adults.
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