I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL (Back Print)
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Design printed only on the back.
If you are looking for front print, you can find it in the store.
For people who are officially out of patience.
Some days call for deep breaths.
Other days call for 500mg of Fukitol.
This bold back-print tee was made for people with a dry sense of humor, a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense, and absolutely no desire to pretend everything is fine.
The oversized distressed graphic reads:
“IT’S OK! I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL”
Wear it once and expect people to read it twice.
🚚 SHIPS IN 2–4 DAYS
😂 Gets attention without trying
💊 Oversized back print that people actually notice
👕 Comfortable unisex fit for men and women
🖤 Clean black tee with a bold distressed white graphic
🍻 Made for weekends, bars, parties, festivals, errands, and casual wear
🎁 Ridiculously easy gift for the sarcastic person in your life
😈 Just inappropriate enough to be funny without needing an explanation
It’s not just another graphic tee.
It’s a warning label.
A conversation starter.
And a socially acceptable way to tell the world you’ve had enough.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, coworkers, spouses, siblings, dads, moms, or anyone who is mentally clocked out but physically still present.
Low patience.
High dosage.
Zero explanation required.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, joggers, or whatever you throw on when you’ve officially stopped caring.
Unisex fit
Bold oversized back graphic
Distressed vintage-style print
Soft everyday feel
100% Cotton
Designed for adults
Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach.
Iron on low heat.
Do not dry clean.
Grab yours and let the shirt handle the conversation. 💊
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Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 27 reviews.
Luv this tee…wore it grocery shopping and to run errands…so many comments…one person said I was disgusting….but guess what…u can’t hurt my feelings….cause I take Fukital…500mg 🖕🏼😉
I ORDERED FUKITOL T-SHIRT FOR MY SISTER AND I. WE LOVE IT!
Great product
The shirt is very nice I love words
Awesome!
Not true size
Great
Size is off , otherwise a decent shirt
Funny
I ordered one of the shirt sizes wrong I emailed them right away to change it and they did. Thank you for that. We are going to rock this shirt on our cruise
I'm an outspoken guy, and at 71, I still love this country, but over the yrs. I've learned the entire system is broken. Most politicians are liars who can't keep their dick in their pants long enough to actually focus on what's best for the country, not just what is best for a select few. I got this T-shirt because it's honestly how I feel. I swore I would never buy anything else online because I've been scammed more times than I'd like to admit, and I've been told I couldn't wear this around people because I have a business and good Christian friends, and my lady would be embarassed if her friends saw this on me. Well, FUCK IT ALL, that's what I think and if they have a problem with it, it's like anything else, it's their problem, not mine!
now that I have it and wore it once I don’t think I’ll worry again… I realize it’s a little bit more vulgar than I actually feel
Loved the tee shirt just wished it was of a heavier material. Jus' sayin'
Super fast delivery. Every one thats seen it wants one also
It is a gift and his birthday is not for a few weeks. I believe he will love it!!
Loving it
Great
All good
Just fine
Shirt is soft, size is correct. Love the saying, have gotten quite a few laughs from it. Only thing I would change is putting something on the front of the shirt.
Everyone loves the shirt thanks
I love this T-shirt. It’s hysterical.
shipped fast like the shirt alot
Exactly as ordered.
I live in an Adult Group Home with a bunch of old ladies who have a wicked sense of Humor. When I got the package, I showed them and the laughter that followed was awesome. Thanks for making my day!
Material felt nice, don’t recommend for tall people
Its a pretty good quality shirt!