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Functional Adult? Funny Coffee T-Shirt

$28.99

Say it without saying a word.

For the days your outfit needs a sense of humor. Pick your color, find your fit, and let the shirt handle introductions.

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THE DETAILS +
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Being a functional adult. Every day? Seems a bit excessive.

An oversized cream-and-orange front print with a tired coffee mug for anyone running on caffeine and sarcasm. A funny adulting shirt for weekends, casual days, and gifts for your favorite exhausted grown-up. Original Poorly Raised artwork with a plain back.

Black unisex T-shirt: 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m² fabric, crew neck, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label.

Fit: Unisex fit. Compare the garment measurements in the size guide with a tee you already own.

Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat away from the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order. See checkout for delivery estimates. Product photos are digital mockups; print colors may vary slightly.

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Functional Adult? Funny Coffee T-Shirt

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 56 reviews.

Customer photo review of I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Luv this tee…wore it grocery shopping and to run errands…so many comments…one person said I was disgusting….but guess what…u can’t hurt my feelings….cause I take Fukital…500mg 🖕🏼😉

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

I love this shirt! It might even make me leave the house to do my Christmas shopping!!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I STAY HOME

I ordered one of the shirt sizes wrong I emailed them right away to change it and they did. Thank you for that. We are going to rock this shirt on our cruise

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

I'm an outspoken guy, and at 71, I still love this country, but over the yrs. I've learned the entire system is broken. Most politicians are liars who can't keep their dick in their pants long enough to actually focus on what's best for the country, not just what is best for a select few. I got this T-shirt because it's honestly how I feel. I swore I would never buy anything else online because I've been scammed more times than I'd like to admit, and I've been told I couldn't wear this around people because I have a business and good Christian friends, and my lady would be embarassed if her friends saw this on me. Well, FUCK IT ALL, that's what I think and if they have a problem with it, it's like anything else, it's their problem, not mine!

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

now that I have it and wore it once I don’t think I’ll worry again… I realize it’s a little bit more vulgar than I actually feel

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Loved the tee shirt just wished it was of a heavier material. Jus' sayin'

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Super fast delivery. Every one thats seen it wants one also

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

It is a gift and his birthday is not for a few weeks. I believe he will love it!!

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Fun colorful shirt! Neighbors and friends love it! Nice quality also

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Makes a great gift for people with a sense of humor Shipping was faster than a speeding Bullet. 5-star seller

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

Shirt is soft, size is correct. Love the saying, have gotten quite a few laughs from it. Only thing I would change is putting something on the front of the shirt.

I'm On 500MG of Fukitol Funny T-Shirt (Back Print)

My brother really like the shirt but I was very disappointed in how long it took to receive it. I ordered it on 08/03 and after contacting Poorly Raised twice, it was finally delivered on 08/21…unfortunately no one can beat Amazon for quick delivery.

I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL

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