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Fukitol • Back Print
$28.00
Say it without saying a word.
For the days your outfit needs a sense of humor. Pick your color, find your fit, and let the shirt handle introductions.
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THE DETAILS +
A funny back-print T-shirt for people who are officially out of patience. The distressed “IT’S OK! I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL” graphic does the talking while the front stays blank. Wear it with jeans for a weekend out, under an open jacket, or as a sarcastic birthday gift for someone who already owns enough sensible shirts.
500mg of Fukitol back-print T-shirt
Design printed only on the back. The front is blank.
Prefer the design on the front? Shop the Fukitol front-print T-shirt.
For people who are officially out of patience.
Some days call for deep breaths.
Other days call for 500mg of Fukitol.
This bold back-print tee was made for people with a dry sense of humor, a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense, and absolutely no desire to pretend everything is fine.
The oversized distressed graphic reads:
“IT’S OK! I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL”
Wear it once and expect people to read it twice.
🚚 U.S. standard transit: typically 2–5 business days after dispatch. Most orders require 2–7 business days of production first.
WHY YOU’LL WANT THIS ONE
😂 Gets attention without trying
💊 Oversized back print that people actually notice
👕 Comfortable unisex fit for men and women
🖤 A choice of colors with a bold distressed graphic
🍻 Made for weekends, bars, parties, festivals, errands, and casual wear
🎁 Ridiculously easy gift for the sarcastic person in your life
😈 Just inappropriate enough to be funny without needing an explanation
BASICALLY…
It’s not just another graphic tee.
It’s a warning label.
A conversation starter.
And a socially acceptable way to tell the world you’ve had enough.
Perfect for sarcastic friends, coworkers, spouses, siblings, dads, moms, or anyone who is mentally clocked out but physically still present.
THE VIBE
Low patience.
High dosage.
Zero explanation required.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, joggers, or whatever you throw on when you’ve officially stopped caring.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Unisex fit
Bold oversized back graphic
Distressed vintage-style print
Soft everyday feel
Cotton-based fabric; composition varies by color
Designed for adults
CARE
Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach.
Iron on low heat.
Do not dry clean.
Grab yours and let the shirt handle the conversation. 💊
Choose your version and fit
This is the back-print version. For the same joke facing forward, choose the front-print Fukitol T-shirt. Adult unisex sizing runs from S to 5XL across the listed variants; available sizes depend on the color. Select both options before adding to cart. Fabric composition can differ between solid and heather colors.
SHIPPING & RETURNS +
U.S. standard shipping is US$8, or free at US$60+. Shipping options and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.
Eligible unworn, unwashed items may be returned within 30 days of receipt. Contact us before returning.
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Customer reviews
★★★★★“Loved it”
Mary R. · Verified purchase · 16 Oct 2026★★★★★“It was purchase as a gift 🎁”
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Fukitol • Back Print
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 56 reviews.
Luv this tee…wore it grocery shopping and to run errands…so many comments…one person said I was disgusting….but guess what…u can’t hurt my feelings….cause I take Fukital…500mg 🖕🏼😉
I have had a lot of laughs from the T shirt.
Very good quality shirt!
Loved it
It was purchase as a gift 🎁
Nice fit ,
Fits just how I like it
This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me - Funny Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
I love this shirt! It might even make me leave the house to do my Christmas shopping!!
I ORDERED FUKITOL T-SHIRT FOR MY SISTER AND I. WE LOVE IT!
Great product
The shirt is very nice I love words
Awesome!
Not true size
Great
Size is off , otherwise a decent shirt
Funny
I ordered one of the shirt sizes wrong I emailed them right away to change it and they did. Thank you for that. We are going to rock this shirt on our cruise
I'm an outspoken guy, and at 71, I still love this country, but over the yrs. I've learned the entire system is broken. Most politicians are liars who can't keep their dick in their pants long enough to actually focus on what's best for the country, not just what is best for a select few. I got this T-shirt because it's honestly how I feel. I swore I would never buy anything else online because I've been scammed more times than I'd like to admit, and I've been told I couldn't wear this around people because I have a business and good Christian friends, and my lady would be embarassed if her friends saw this on me. Well, FUCK IT ALL, that's what I think and if they have a problem with it, it's like anything else, it's their problem, not mine!
now that I have it and wore it once I don’t think I’ll worry again… I realize it’s a little bit more vulgar than I actually feel
Loved the tee shirt just wished it was of a heavier material. Jus' sayin'
Super fast delivery. Every one thats seen it wants one also
Well made
It is a gift and his birthday is not for a few weeks. I believe he will love it!!
Loving it
Friends loved it
Great
All good
Just fine
The shirts are GREAT! We get laughs everywhere we go!
Fun colorful shirt! Neighbors and friends love it! Nice quality also
Makes a great gift for people with a sense of humor Shipping was faster than a speeding Bullet. 5-star seller
They loved them.
Great shirt.
Shirt is soft, size is correct. Love the saying, have gotten quite a few laughs from it. Only thing I would change is putting something on the front of the shirt.
My brother really like the shirt but I was very disappointed in how long it took to receive it. I ordered it on 08/03 and after contacting Poorly Raised twice, it was finally delivered on 08/21…unfortunately no one can beat Amazon for quick delivery.
gift for brother turning 80
Everyone loves the shirt thanks
I love this T-shirt. It’s hysterical.
shipped fast like the shirt alot
Exactly as ordered.