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$34.00Premium Heavyweight Tee
THE STUDIO VIEWSee what fits, how it looks on, and the zippered compartment.
POORLY RAISED / DAILY ROTATION
The Dad Bod Fanny Pack
$28.00
Finally. A dad bod that carries its weight.
A realistic belly-print fanny pack with room for your phone, keys, wallet and a 12 oz can. Bring the joke to the cookout, tailgate or gift exchange.
- Zippered storage for your essentials
- Adjustable buckle strap · One size fits most
- Wipe-clean PU shell · Polyester lining
↗ U.S. shipping: US$8 · Free at US$60
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THE DETAILS +
You've hauled that gut around for years and it has never once held your beer. Time it started pulling its weight.
The Dad Bod Fanny Pack straps a hairy, sun-kissed beer belly to your waist and hides a full-size zippered pocket behind it. Phone, keys, wallet, shades and a cold one, all tucked into a stomach you didn't have to earn.
Wear it to the tailgate. Wear it to the cookout. Wear it to your cousin's wedding and become the story people tell for the next decade.
- Alarmingly realistic hairy belly print, convincing from across the yard
- Zippered main compartment fits a phone, wallet, keys and a 12 oz can
- Adjustable buckle strap fits waists that gave up years ago
- Soft PU shell with polyester lining, wipes clean after ribs
One size fits most. Dignity not included.
SHIPPING & RETURNS +
U.S. standard shipping is US$8, or free at US$60+. Shipping options and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.
Eligible unworn, unwashed items may be returned within 30 days of receipt. Contact us before returning.
Shipping policy ↗Full return policy ↗
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Questions about sizing or an order? Email contact@poorlyraised.com.
Customer reviews
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 56 reviews.
Luv this tee…wore it grocery shopping and to run errands…so many comments…one person said I was disgusting….but guess what…u can’t hurt my feelings….cause I take Fukital…500mg 🖕🏼😉
I have had a lot of laughs from the T shirt.
Very good quality shirt!
Loved it
It was purchase as a gift 🎁
Nice fit ,
Fits just how I like it
This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me - Funny Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
I love this shirt! It might even make me leave the house to do my Christmas shopping!!
I ORDERED FUKITOL T-SHIRT FOR MY SISTER AND I. WE LOVE IT!
Great product
The shirt is very nice I love words
Awesome!
Not true size
Great
Size is off , otherwise a decent shirt
Funny
I ordered one of the shirt sizes wrong I emailed them right away to change it and they did. Thank you for that. We are going to rock this shirt on our cruise
I'm an outspoken guy, and at 71, I still love this country, but over the yrs. I've learned the entire system is broken. Most politicians are liars who can't keep their dick in their pants long enough to actually focus on what's best for the country, not just what is best for a select few. I got this T-shirt because it's honestly how I feel. I swore I would never buy anything else online because I've been scammed more times than I'd like to admit, and I've been told I couldn't wear this around people because I have a business and good Christian friends, and my lady would be embarassed if her friends saw this on me. Well, FUCK IT ALL, that's what I think and if they have a problem with it, it's like anything else, it's their problem, not mine!
now that I have it and wore it once I don’t think I’ll worry again… I realize it’s a little bit more vulgar than I actually feel
Loved the tee shirt just wished it was of a heavier material. Jus' sayin'
Super fast delivery. Every one thats seen it wants one also
Well made
It is a gift and his birthday is not for a few weeks. I believe he will love it!!
Loving it
Friends loved it
Great
All good
Just fine
The shirts are GREAT! We get laughs everywhere we go!
Fun colorful shirt! Neighbors and friends love it! Nice quality also
Makes a great gift for people with a sense of humor Shipping was faster than a speeding Bullet. 5-star seller
They loved them.
Great shirt.
Shirt is soft, size is correct. Love the saying, have gotten quite a few laughs from it. Only thing I would change is putting something on the front of the shirt.
My brother really like the shirt but I was very disappointed in how long it took to receive it. I ordered it on 08/03 and after contacting Poorly Raised twice, it was finally delivered on 08/21…unfortunately no one can beat Amazon for quick delivery.
gift for brother turning 80
Everyone loves the shirt thanks
I love this T-shirt. It’s hysterical.
shipped fast like the shirt alot
Exactly as ordered.